"Having fun spending 10min looking for your bag! This tritalk guy has time for a phone call to tell IMUK that they are £%*@$ (Sound like twits)"

"special needs station. No marshal! just dumped, shocking state!!"

"Fancy some exhaust emissions with that marathon"

"Vitruvian man"

"Ironman finisher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First choc since christmas!"