"there it is!!!! the cranium-crushing bow!"

"i have an IDENTICAL picture in that IDENTICAL costume. did my mom fedex it to you?!?! or did you break into my walk-in closet, you hooligan?"

"what kind of cynical comment are you brewing there?"

"whoa, nelly, a PARTY OF UNPRECEDENTED PROPORTIONS for underfed soviet lice"

"is that face edible or does it just look it?"