"The hop funnel should have been a requirement from the beginning.
Just a word of warning though, PVC (poly-vinyl cholride) is super toxic. So just don't go drinking any beer if you melt some of your hop spider. I doubt PVC will melt at 100 C so you're probably fine."

"Thanks man! I'll be heading to Home Depot at some point this week!"

"12" carriage bolts (length depends on size of your kettle). Nutted on inside ant out of 4" to 3" PVC reducer and stainless band clamp."

"Those are just standard carriage bolts?"

"Crank the band clamp down super tight when you use it and support the bag when removing from the boil kettle. My bag fell off the first time. "

"Bob who? Definitely cafe. I'll throw a pic of the bike I'm planning to use as a template into the album."

"The Thomas Dolby School of Interpretive Dance?  You guys have everything in the Bay Area."

"I can't get enough of those lines.  Some might be tempted to give it a bobber treatment, please do not.  Cafe, all the way."

"Huzzay for enclosed chain drive!  Just look at those teeth.  Excellent, just excellent."