"I am so redonkulously jealous (yes i just said that, deal with it)"

"um, gorgeous"

"are these part of a test or something? what are they for?"

"from far away/in tiny size this looks like a really old grandma-type lady, because you can't read the "TIME" and the skin tones match pretty well at least in this light. it's a ltitle creepy."

"CUTE!!"