"u know this one is kind of erotic. he has that "oh hey u just caught me coming out of the shower" kind of look. or is that the "i've been standing out here watching you through the window all night" kind of creepy-ass look. hmm..."

"aw sick wtf. u look like u just jerked off a chocolate monster!"

"wow. looks like u guys met some chill people. HA!"

"this is damn good. is it the lens or the model? ;-)"

"i like. what building is this? is this in downtown la jolla near all the coffee shops?"