"Look I'm a goose, you're a swan, it would never work..."
"Get away, I'm a swan not a rabbit"
"I'm the warrior." "No I'm the warrior."
"You're both wrong. I'M THE WARRIOR!"
Hot water running off into the river.
Mud, mud, glorious mud.
Both geysers blowing at Te Puia.
The Planet Rotorua.
A mud quartet.
Tiny sulphur terraces in front of a blowing geyser.
"I'll slay you!" "...and then he'll carve you carefully into little fillets..."
"Show me your chief!!!"
The meek European chiefs...
Part of the Maori challenge to the visiting chiefs, before we enter the Marae.
Some of the female dancers.
Who said the men were the scary ones?
"I'M the scariest of them ALL!"
"He's not that scary, I've seen him naked."
What happens if you get a bit too fearsome...
