Oscar Wilde.
Last of the bra-less mohicans.
Where's that road everyone crosses?
Wing Commander.
Now just keep still.
And again.
Where's my #%&*ing berakfast?
I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.
Gecko feeding.
Gecko climbing.
Gecko hunting.
"Who brought the beer?"
Pure fear.
"Gotcha!"
Black and blue...
...and tiger all over.
Who needs a hammock?
"That'll cost you, buddy."
"And the bike you rode in on!"
Gecko luuuurve.
An angry red ant nest.