"One of my favorites of Dominique."

"We may have had a drink or two."

"This is the metal bar hidden under the padding on the side of the pool which I inadvertantly used to separate some of my ribs."

"You can see here that Florent is also being a true friend and responding to Eric's pleas for help by amassing evidence."

"Eric was calling for help so I did what any true friend would do in a similar situation: I grabbed my camera and amassed evidence."