It doesn't say anything about " 12 person passenger vans rented by Marines"!
Obviously we can't park here!
V8 + 10 Marines still = stuck
We should have gone faster!
Oh, NOW you want to turn around?
Some friendly help from a Marine and his crew
I am gonna snatch it, just hold on tight!
Much easier than pushing
Lesson learned: Do not listen to the locals in the bait shop down the road when they say "Oh we go out on the beach all the time with 2 wheel vehicles"
This was the fruit of all our fishing...one very angry crab