"I want to file a bug. The glass is empty."

"I'm working, I'm working! (Well, actually, I'm eating froyo at my desk while checking G+, but at least I am at work.)"

"Get back to work! ;)"

"No current Giants passed us. But we got some past greats, plus front office and politicians. (No DiFi, though!)"

"Where are the giants??"

"Uhhh..  The hot redhead, or the lanky cop?"