"Who has the biggest radio show on a Saturday afternoon in the country?" "Is it Stephen Nolan?"
"Smile. Say - banana!"
"Jesus saves but Best scores on the rebound"
"Did you hear the one about 5 loaves and 2 fishes? Nolan ate them!"
"Is this part of the new mobile support unit?"
"Are you sure she'll float?"
"We've had to delay the start of the race. There's a cloud of volcanic ash coming in over the Skerries."
"Do you come here often?"
"You'd never get insurance on any of this lot; they're a public liability!"
Le Mans start
False start
They're off
Fierce paddling; slow motion
They should have gone to Specsavers before they built this raft
Crew overboard
