"This was awesome!!!"

""the dentist" hahaha.. thats jacob."

"Yep, Lauren."

"This was definitely awesome to watch!"

"her name is Lauren. I think."

"this was hell awesome! I was trying to sing in the mic and look over and saw this. Fucking epic show!"

"I steal my material from South Park"

"Bono isn't gay? I know he is full of shit"

"Actually, you look like Bono. If Bono was a gay. lol"

"big white glasses and tiny dog. shiiiiiiiiiiiit. eh, whatever."

"I don't know, but that's the face I always have when I am in the back seat of a cop car."

"the little rat dog curled up behind you takes away from the badass cop look"

"Yep."

""jaundiced penis" is a pretty apt description of florida"