"Well I hope at least the wine and pecan pie were good."

"We didn't take a picture of the turkey! We should have put it on the table with the fine china, crystal, and silver."

"The fresh turkey was... turkey. The meal was pretty good, but the yams and potatoes were undercooked because there were too many cooks in the kitchen. Chris didn't boil the potatoes like I told him to do but did what his mother told him to do (not boil them but put them in the oven) and then both of them said they were done when really they weren't... I washed my hands of them after the boil/not boil decision point. :-)"

"Naturally, I did... Still working along the set gender roles, as always..."

"Why no picture of the turkey?? Shouldn't that be the highlight of the dinner? Happy gobble gobble!!"