Evil, I tell you! Evil!
It almost looks benign here. Except that it's EVIL!!
It's not enough to crawl incessantly up the tree! No! It must crawl along the ground in the flowers as well! Evil!
The vines, with their little devilish berries, crawling up the tree.
The devilish vines wrap themselves around the tree.
Bah! We hates them!
Yes! The stuff of evil!
It tries to belie it's nature with heavenly light, but be wary!
Filthy. Foul filth.
Like the rotting flesh of a zombie, it... well, maybe not the rotting flesh of a zombie, but like some evil thing, it clings to the tree with evil things.
Slicing through it's evil encrusted vine, it bleeds.
Be not taken in by it's soft and serene appearance. This is the stuff of evil!
Nestled amongst it's friendly cousins, it cannot hide from me!
It tries to obfuscate itself. It tries to hide. It cannot.
Such a lovely shade of green. Filth!
I kill you!
Hide beneath the limbs of your betters, you shall not escape me!
It's soft edges mock me.
Mocking me, they stare at me with their spindly, devilish vines and groups of three.
Not satisfied with trees and brambles, it climbs the very house I live in. Evil!
Shall I say it again? Filth!
I have caged it.
It is caged.
A year later, the skeletal remnants of the large and deadly vine still cling to the trees. Were it not for the real consequences, I'd use this in a Halloween decoration.
If they sounded like they looked, you'd hear the scream of a Nazghul.
But lo! What is this?! Nay!! Say it isn't so!!
YES!! But NO!!
The undeniable presence of more of the noxious weed! More "Death in a Bottle" MUST be obtained! This cannot be allowed!!