"Because not everyone has seen pineapple as it grows, so they assume that the fruit is the whole stalk, instead of a tasty part near the top of a much large stalk. Or, I try to persuade them that it's a tuber. http://picasaweb.google.com/Jason.St.John/LesAnanasDuTerre?feat=directlink"

"Hanging around goats. In that case they are watching the dance festival. Very well educated goats."

"it's been there for hundreds of years... and people do try to push it.. I think."

"piments... hot..."

"The tree is very flat at the top?"