Atlas Experiment surface building.
Idiap folk, trained to look cool.
Idiap folk, trained to look silly.
Super-cooled magnet cable takes 10,000A.
Gas tube scintillator
Lead and glass plates form another detector.
Cage overlooking descent shaft to Atlas.
Looking down the shaft to Atlas.
Some people go blurry with radiation.
People being sick down the Atlas Time Tunnel.
The Atlas war room.
Some lonely magnets.
Some happy reconditioned magnets, looking for new friends.
Local physics expert - very enthusiastic & knowledgeable.
Explains about poor plumbing...
... and how he once waited all night for a plumber, in 1963.
Somebody had jammed a tennis racquet in the pipe, he discovered.
Magnets in cross-section.
An irradiated Swiss baguette...
Look! Some ham (and cheese) still in there.
More magnets.
Physics expert's arms suddenly glued together by intense magnetic field.
"And this one controls the grill".
"Pipes - it's all done with pipes!"
Physics expert nods off, quietly.
"Damn it - who has made that hole?"
"I know it was one of you... where's Dr Motlicek?"
"OK, that's it! No more!! Finished!!! You're never coming back! You understand?!? Never!!!"
