The random Japanese guy I met. He's quite possibly the coolest Japanese person in existence.
"I'm sorry sir, your outfit is too ridiculous for this parade."
"Suckers. All wish they had my super-hat."
Random people carrying, I kid you not, targets. I had to ask someone else to find this out, but two different people agreed they were targets.
This guy is sad that the bandanna I had over my camera to keep it from getting wet kept the air above him from being photographed.
"This is not the place for that!"
"Dude, check out this umbrella I found! Think we can sell it on eBay?"