For a second I thought this was Notre Dame...
...but it's actually St. Eustace
All churches look the same, right guy?
It's still an impressive looking building
Don't I? Don't I! Siiiigh...
Check that shit out!
Now you see where all the church's money goes
Check out that massive organ...hah!
Hey, Jeebus! Why so cross?
I tried to think of this place as an entree...
...foreplay, if you like...
...for the main course to come...
...heh heh...come...
Ok, enough...let's see what a REAL chuch looks like
It's over that way somewhere
Palais du Justice...home of le Super Homme
Now THAT'S a church, frère
Feckin' tourists...where's Quasimodo when you need him?
Oooh, intricate!
There's a lot going on here
Gothic spires dress in black, natch
The Rose Window
Check out those flying butresses
Heh heh...butt
That chick in blue could really belt out a hymn
Aww, there's a stain on that glass!
The first attempt at how many apostles can fit in a phone booth record
Dude, no more! Call Guinness!
More stained glass
Their monthly candle bill must be enormous
This chandelier came down and only just missed me
I think God was tiring of my blasphemy
So I legged it to Montmatre...
The art district...
Where you can find the two constants in Paris: rain and churches
Still, nice view from atop the hill
Sacre-Coeur church
L'étalement urbain
The Metro signs look like martian tripods
