Nice, fresh cut lawn. Yummy...er...yeah..if you're a cow or sheep I suppose.
Moments before ... there was a tropical rainforest here!!! Now it's all freshly mowed lawn.
Everything off the ground. Floor is clear and has just been vacuumed. About to give the whole tiled and floor-boarded area a good mopping.
The reverse angle. And yes, I did actually MOVE the entire couch and vacuumed UNDER each and every piece. This is no easy feat as my couch has it's own postcode it's so big.
No, this isn't some weird "Sims 2" type experiment. It's the easiest way to clean both the floor under the couch and the couch itself.
The super-vacuum has just finished sucking up all the crud under the raised part of the couch. Floor is looking sparkly already and it hasn't even been washed yet.
As with any "Couch Cleaning" there is usually a small amount of spare change found during the procedure. $5.65 .... not bad. I could employ a McDonald's worker for 3 or 4 hours with that!!
True to any extensive cleaning exercise..there is a "Temporary Storage Area" assigned...Usually a bed in an adjacent room. I am not someone who messes with convention much.
OK, getting ready to MOP! True to the unwritten "Field Men" law...any work around the house must be carried out wearing "Camo Pants". I don't make the rules. So , Mop - CHECK, Bucket of caustic, soapy water - CHECK. Lets get mopping.
If you click the little arrows above this picture back and forth you can see the "Cleaning Dance" in all its glory!! Try it now.
Before Shot No.1: Dirty, Dirty, filthy floor near the oven. That needs to be rectified.
Before Shot No.2: What sort of grotty person lives here??
aaaand "After". Lovely clean tiles ... well...they look all pixelated from uploading them...but they are clean..trust me....I'm a doctor.
The cleaning process in action. The suds are there to prove that I actually DID actually wash the floor.
look at that reflection!!! Nothing says "Clean" like freshly washed polished floor boards.
More Suds .. in a flash!! (geddit? I'm so funny)
Here I am making a start on Bathroom No.1. Giving it a quick once over with the vacuum to remove any superfluous fluff, hair, dust etc.
Vacuuming around the toilet before the mopping starts.
and we're away. Go mop GO!
Bathroom No.1: After shot ... mmmm clean clean.
another After shot of Bathroom No.1 ... because i don't think you all properly appreciated just how clean it was in the previous picture and need to be reminded again.
Before shot of Bathroom No.2 (That's right I have *2* Bathrooms!!!). Notice the Dull, lifeless tiles etc.
Before Shot of Bathroom No.2 : Not so flash hey? (hahahaha...gold comedy GOLD!)
Mid Clean..Taking a breather....
Thats one clean bathroom...you could actually EAT of that floor..look at it sparkle !! When I say you "Could" eat of the floor...you wouldn't want any one to know that you went around doing that sort of thing. They might not understand that you're not actually crazy and don't usually eat off bathroom floors!! best be careful.
Not the best thing to see right before breakfast.
Yuck...Stupid plumbing
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!! Kill it! KIiIiILlLlLLL IT!!
It's definitely a rather large problem. The proper authorities have been notified
