"i can't believe i'm the only one who looks at your pics! could've sworn i saw this on the cover of GQ."

"gregoir, the furry beluga, had white skin and plaid swim trunks; and when he beached in public, people in the pool did dunk(s)."

"oops, i think i meant not to put that one in...but you're the only one who looks anyway :)"

"someone call PETA! (People for the Elimination of Tatty Armpit-hair)"

"oh no! baby beluga is stranded!"