"No, it's really him. She told him he could! :)"

"WTF is Matt doing here? Is that you, Dana?"

"Haha, if you think you've offended me, you really are no good at this. Chin up, man, you'll get better! "

"See I'm no good at this social media thing. I've offended you."

"No, I only wear a skirt when I drive your car!"

"Welcome to the internet, Matt. You're a riot!"

"Were you wearing a skirt while enjoying this fine Beveridge?"