"Is this the Ougams fontain?"

"I would have booked a safari with those guys if I was a passer-by"

"We took some time out during Rutland BirdFair to try some feathers on very sharp hooks. Grant and Brent of Letaka in action. Next year we're taking kayaks on the Erme River with a load of feather-encased hooks to see what we can do about the local sea-bass. Can't be sure that we'll notice but a bird or two might fly past...."

"Scottish lapdancer....doesn't work on Rutland Water"

"Szép ! Nice !"