"I guess looking like I'm having a good time is for suckers. That or I'm trying to help my mother with the photo taking operation."

"I'd just beam out. Fuck Brinks."

"Good thing you didn't rob the place, since it's protected by Brinks Home Security."

"To mark the occasion of Ethan turning one year old we wanted to plant a tree that we could look at through the years to help measure the passage of time. Today we planted his tree and I look forward to the memories that will be made as it looks on. It's a little hard to see because of the background (there isn't a lot of opportunity to pick and choose with kids!) but it's a Japanese Maple about 6 feet tall."

"...another view of aftermath"