"I left it at home, totally forgot to bring it along."

"Truly amazing place. Sublime. I love the horse-to-statue ratio. Where's the usual (blue, is it?) hippo used for size comparisons?"

"Actually, I think this is a fake Moai near an outdoor theater, and that's someone's pet wandering near the house. But he looks pretty comfortable there in the shade."

"Crazy place, right?"

"Thanks! It started raining right when I got to the quarry. :("