"love it!"

"the amount of gelato you consume makes me a little nervous...haha"

"damn--i miss you so much..."

"Michael Kors, holla!"

"I'm going to go ahead and change my photo captions so I don't look like a complete idiot from here on out. Revisionist history. BUT this record will remain so that the historians who really dig into the archives will know the truth. That I had never seen a bidet before. Although about a year ago I thought of the band name Bidet Beret."