"My phone. I has rooted it."

"As a teen I thought it would be funny to get/make a handicapped stencil and do an entire parking lot with it. I told this story to someone and a few days later (without effort on our part) we discovered an entire parking lot full of special places."

"What do they do with a 3 x 4 story display... show advertisements."

"I have been trying to find Blood Oranges for years. Mission accomplished."

"Midway airport."