This bar sells snake wine, tattoos, used and counterfeit books, every restaurant item known to mankind, and passable pho.
A juice bar provides respite from the madness.
Pineapple, lemon and grapefruit times one; passionfruit times one.
Tamarind crab at Quan An across from Reunification Palace. Amazing.
More refuse from the Loud Americans.
All of your fighters belonga to us. This is the F5 that was captured and bombed the palace.
Meils vs Machine
A stable of autos that would make a vintaga-o-phile weep.
Grounds of the HCMC Museum
Meils practicing for Miss Saigon
Ha! Take that, Communist Party headquarters!
Sieg Fail.
Doogie Howser leads the northern liberators.
You rang? Crazy telephone lines outside of the HCMC Museum.
Most Prosperous Leadership Committee.
Taxidermy FAIL.
HCMC Museum staircase.
NO!!!! IT ARE MAH BIRFDAY!
IZ TAHT CAKEZ FOR ME? O YOU GUYZ!
YOU LYKZ YOUR CAKE? O YAYZ!
WHUR'S MAH CAKE? I TELLZ YOU I GIVEZ UP DRINKING FOR CAKEZ?!
LOUUUDDD NOOIIISSESSS!
Front of the HCMC Museum
HCMC's only traffic light
Most Glorious Uncle Ho, with the Communist Party Headquarters in the background.
Meils thinking about duck farming.
Scott thinking about North Korea.
HCMC State Theatre.
Death lurks at every crossing
Some dude, Scott claims he is “The Pointer” whose purpose is to mark the approximate location of Hawaii
Street Trollop
Urchin
Saigon's finest waterfront property
Is it a fridge? Is it a bathtub?
A NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
A bridge over troubled water.
HCMC's entire port budget for 2007-08 was spent on pimping out this boat.
Playgrounds from hell.
