"Actually, now that you mention it ... it was like being in a cattle car ... one that was flying through the sky. I wonder what Monty Python would have to say about that?"

"With nostrils like those ... who needs to thrust their antlers about?"

""Oh really, what happened next? Did you fly through the air incredibly like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight, you non-contributing zero? Wow, you’re flying! It’s amazing! Everybody on every plane should just constantly be going, 'Oh my God, wow we’re flying!' You’re sitting in a chair in the sky!""

""People act like their flight was like a cattle car in the 40’s in Germany. They’re like, 'It was the worst day of my life. We didn’t board for 20 mins and then we get on and they made us sit there on the runway for 40 mins.'"

"And by "clout," you mean menacing mini antlers?"