People gather at the park. Listen to the woman in the hat!
Team Bread assembles.
Museum Currator (?) tells us our mission.
The first clue!
The liberty tree
We're on a mission!
Cool building we passed.
Turn left at the Asian Crafts Store.
We meet The Rookie.
Gate to Chinatown
Hmmm, do you think the lady in the pink could be Jimmy's mom?
It is Jimmy's mom! She sends us off to take photos with her paper doll.
In front of China Pearl, her favorite dim sum place.
In front of Dunkin' Donuts, her favorite coffee place.
And in front of the Wang Theater, named after her late second husband.
Our mascot has been acquired. Now we must have pictures of everything with bread! First up, Jimmy's mom.
The Chinatown gate guardian lion likes our bread.
So does the real Jimmy's mom. She also got a red herring balloon flower.
The first man in the red tie to whom we returned to vuvuzela for the password.
Jimmy Rose! With his paper mom! And bread!
We got the Boston Constitution! Now what do with it? Return it to the currator, or....
...sell it to I.M. Undergrund!
Mr. Undergrund and the head of the Ultimate Evil International Association write us a check.
She leads us in the induction oath.
Mr. Undergrund offered us eleventy-bajillion dollars for the constitution, but we negotiated for sixty-bajillion. Plus $24 for chili dogs.
One check for sixty-bajillion twenty-four dollars and one Certificate of Evil.
Team Bread glories in their induction into the UEIA and shows off their certificates.
We take a sneak peak at what happens to those with better consciences.
After verifying the constitution's validity...
...they get a personal thanks from the Mayor!
And a photo op.
And a Choose Your Own Adventure certificate. Gotta say, the Certificate of Evil is much cooler.
And Larry Bird gets flowers. The end.