"Ancient Romans were more advanced than I ever imagined..."

"latin, but I can't read it yet. Maybe I can get out the old latin textbook and understand some."

"either I took this at a really weird angle or it was during an earthquake - most likely the former rather than the later though..."

"My accelerometer vault for my phone."

"yep, yellow potatoes, green beans, olives, and the brown things are actually orange carrots. I got something similar and it was very tasty - and vegetarian tanjine."