"Glad hostel management put this flea collar on me since that Stan Laural look alike Brit checked in. He's been homeless for the last 3 years...man, I hate strays! BTW, I keep hearing the shrill wails of a gerbil since he got here...hmm."

"Agent 006 and 7/8ths and Jinx (AKA Haley Berry) on a mission for Queen and country in Panama City."

"Petey displaying his trade mark hard at work stance. i.e. posing while someone else is doing the work!! This eventually equates to Petey becoming aroused...note hard right hand nipple. PS: It was not cold in Panama, Elton!"

"John looking for a place to wash his left hand...see photo number 4 for explanation."

"Guess which of these two has fleas. {HINT: He is flashing his fellow compatriot & personal hero Sir Elton John's expression of utter elation whilst sitting on a gerbil.}"