"I think he would look good in your back yard. Maybe the neighbors wouldn't be too keen on causing trouble anymore"

"looks like you guys had a great time!"

"Alice looks really happy :)"

"This is a really cool pic - do you mind if I download it and keep a copy on my home machine?"

"Thanks! This photography technique has never been done before and I will call it the Calvert Corral. The only other composition trick I've created thus far has been the Rule of Sevenths."

"nice colors"

"awesome! i didn't get to see these guys"

"nice framing"

"well, i would understand. that is a big piece of bread, it might've needed to unload some "cargo" to reach the desired flying weight."

"love it... this is my type of photo!"

"That would be funny and the preferred outcome. From the look of the bird, you can tell he/she is seriously considering it."

"How funny would this be if the bird shits on his head right after the photo was taken?"

"nice"

"I have a picture like this too!! wait for it..."

"Is that Helene?? Got that Gunther moustache going on hahahh"